OMGZ fanfictions ya'll.

My head thought the girl in the red dress, rubbing her eyes and looking about the dark chamber that she was unfamiliar with. “Where am I?” were the words coming out of her pouting lips as her face was lit up with incredulity. Was I kidnapped?

Her face scrunched up as she heard ominous footsteps lacing the silence. “I’m going to die.” She whispered affrighted. She closed her eyes and upon opening them they fell on a man standing at the entrance of the room.

So it’s a room. She thought as she can now see that the room was fully light, probably by the man’s doing.

“Who are you?” said the man, his accent slightly English.

“Huh? Oh, um…Pei Wei.” Said the young girl. The man cocked his head, looking rather adorable while looking quite daunting.

“Pei Wei.” He repeated her name. “Why are you in my personal home?”

“I don’t even know who you are!” Pei Wei said frantically. “Let alone do I know how I got here.”

“Hmm.” The man said. “Is this a prank?”

“That’s it. You’re completely right.” Pei Wei said, Her words dripping sarcasm. The man laughed and Pei Wei got annoyed. “Who are you!?” She basically demanded.

The man didn’t seem taken back by this but rather enjoyed it. “Gabriel Donovan.” He stated.

Pei Wei looked incredulous at the moment but in a sudden shocking twist, she busted out laughing as if the whole ordeal were false.

“And what is so funny?” He asked raising an eye brow.

“GD!” Was all Pei Wei could say holding her stomach. Gabriel, not liking the vagueness of the situation, decided to look into it himself and found out what was so ‘humourous’ to the little girl.

In a sudden flash, Gabriel’s eyes narrowed. “She said what?”

Pei Wei was still laughing.

“You do realize what I could do to you, correct?” Gabriel said, the smirk never leaving his face.

What a bastard! Pei Wei thought, but sobered.

“I should take you to your home. God knows how you got here.” He said, completely out of character but the author of this parody fan fiction doesn’t feel like changing the plot in her mind.

“NO NO!” Pei Wei said with a grin. “We need to visit Catheryn!”

“No.” Is all Gabriel said.

“Come on, Gabriella! It’d be fun!”

“What did you call me?”

“Gabriel.”

“That’s what I thought.”

“Okay, Gabriella.” Pei Wei couldn’t wipe the silly grin off her face.

“So where is your home?”

“Uhhh, Mississippi!” Pei Wei answered.

“I’m sure it is.” Gabriel countered.

Gabriel, not wanting to deal with the midget Asian anymore, took her to Mississippi, anyway, miraculously in the bathroom of Catheryn.

“Uh, Catheryn?” Pei Wei asked.

The girl in the tub screamed bloody murder. She stood up like a giant and reached for a towel. “Who are you and how do you know my name!?”

Gabriel laughed and said “I thought you two knew each other.”

“We do.” Answered Pei Wei. “On the internet.”

“Ah.” Gabriel said in understanding.

“Who are you?” Catheryn demanded.

“Pei Wei, or Stars.”

“Oh.” Catheryn said dumbfounding. “Who is he?”

“Gabriel Donovan.” Gabriel stated.

Catheryn, just like Pei Wei, busted out laughing. Gabriel rolled his eyes at her and said “Get dressed.”

Catheryn went to her bedroom laughing. She came back changed in a grey shirt and jeans ready to face the Devil, Gabriel Donovan…

To be continued (question mark).